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Thing about being an aging hipster is how kids really have no fucking clue how easy it is.

2 notes | 4 weeks ago

Left

After this get gobbled up it’s a reminder of five years of time spent. Dreams unrealized, things unmade, yearning unactualized.

What’s next? What else is left? Especially when you’re no longer the target demo?

My generation have grown up. Buying houses — the ultimate user registration — having babies and starting to not get it.

What else is left?

Maybe it doesn’t matter.

I’ve been busy trying to build my own pirate canoe.

2 notes | 1 month ago

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roaring-softly:

Cutie Pies of Dunder Mifflin (by Tyler Feder)
Buy a signed print here!


9 years ago I still had a tv. Nostalgia hard.
2,241 notes | 1 month ago

10897

Two ways.
Those that love you often likely promised you when young you shall never see pain. Never feel hurt. Never taste bitterness, nor hear sorrow. Maybe they promised to protect you. To save you. To be with you.
To hold everything evil at bay, guard the threshold, lock the doors, and stand watch. And maybe they promised you always knowing full well the true weight of words. And they lived by that everyday.
So they created this world meant to hold you safe, until the day you decided to want more and leave the ways of good to travel and see about the ways of the bad.
Let me tell you about that.
It stays. Live with it long enough and it stays. In the cramped pock-marked rooms you’ll be moving into again, again, and again. In the trash befuddled parts of your mind you’ll never be able to throw away. The bad stays in the lines of faces too tired, too beat, too damaged, too burned surrounding you. In the impotent rage and fractured frustrations built up from never having, never being, never able.
The bad will eat you alive. Live with that long enough and bad never leaves. You look towards the days and can only see what you’ve always known to be true. It’s bad.
They never told me how to fix it. Maybe it’s unfixable. Maybe it’s because no one around me just don’t know. Or maybe because they’re just too busy. And the broken lays around, broken, carried over year over year, from family to family, generation to generations . Those were my Santa Claus, my Easter Bunnies, my Disney tales.
Out, as they say, is but everything else in. In a world created meant to bury me, the only way out is to keep everything else locked. So I made do to learn how to save, to make safe, and secure things so that they never get out. To prevent the walls from ever collapsing, the pain from ever leaking, as the devil watched, driving by in his pickup giving me the finger.
There are two ways to live. They eat themselves up. I hope you suffer; it’s good for you. And I hope you find joy; it’ll be right for you. 
10,897 notes | 1 month ago

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429 notes | 2 months ago

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Too much for San Francisco.
467,751 notes | 2 months ago

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305,519 notes | 2 months ago

yearoftheglitch:

Mac OS X iTunes 10.6.3 (25) 64bit binary excerpts rendered as RGB images, woven into blankets.

The first two pieces in a new series of blankets dedicated to making visible the data structures that make up our everyday lives.

(via notational)

1,339 notes | 2 months ago

Checking your phone is the new grave. Keep using 90’s worldview in 2013, no wonder I’m having trouble living.

2 months ago

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I didn’t realize it then but understand it now, growing up just means be here, be present now.
I always hated that, being here, being present, especially when I’m strong and the future is so much more fun to create in or when I’m weak and the past was so comfortable to dwell in.
When I felt good there was nothing that could contain me nor anything that could sustain me. When I felt bad there’s just nothing.
So maybe it’s best to just try being here, being present. It’s different so excuse me while I change and make weight.
381 notes | 2 months ago

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Give it some time, then all the ghosts float on. Then you wonder why it was you even kept the ghosts around.
2 notes | 2 months ago

Hot Women In Tech Branch

nickdouglas:

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the internet at its finest

I won’t stand for this, join my Branch fighting gross reverse discrimination, I am a man and should be allowed on every website, also why do we always have to pay for dates

We did this on Valleywag five years ago.

15 notes | 2 months ago

Back in the late 70’s NASA asked a committee chaired by Carl Sagan to throw together the original version of Tumblr onto a golden record to be stored away onto a tiny little satellite called Voyager bound for a mission to boldly go where no one has ever gone before.

For something this unique Sagan chose many pieces to reflect humanity, symbolic of our best, our most creative, most interesting. On the record are greetings in every major and minor tongue, explanations of our solar system, our home, our moon, our oceans and mountains, photographs of ourselves eating, licking, laughing, living and striving.

There are also music, notables like Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Peruvian flute music but included at the end is a song called “Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground” written and performed by an American jazz singer nicknamed Blind Willie Johnson.

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Willie was born two generations after the end of slavery in an empty barren Texas town, taught himself to play guitar from his own home made cigar box guitar at the age of five then dedicated his life to spiritual music on street corners. 

He got the nicknamed Blind Willie because as a child his step-mother, angry from getting caught going out with another man and beaten by his father, threw lye on Willie’s face. 

But Willie kept playing his music, becoming well known for his thumb-picking and unique voice. Though being discovered on the streets by Columbia Records and recording this song at age 30 in addition to 30 other commercial recording studio records Willie remained poor throughout his life playing his music.

In old age Willie became a reverend and operated the House of Pray in the town of Beaumont, Texas. But one day his house burned to the ground. Having no where to go he stayed in the ruins of his home, slept on a wet bed during the summer heat and lived that way until contracting malarial fever, eventually dying alone in the fall. Dark was the night, cold was the ground.

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Somewhere, hard to determine where, though close to the edge of our solar system and far flung to the farthest reaches of a dark and cold space, maybe one day to be intercepted by intelligent and sentient lifeforms, a lonely satellite with a golden record on board is carrying with it the legacy of a man making a dent showing humanity at its worst. And I think at its most beautiful sadness.

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They broke me. Young, too.
When I had nothing, had no name, came from nowhere I grew up addled, programmed to think dreams like this are real. Possible. By someone even like me. Took rejections, failures, suffering in my twenties to understand the differences of realities. To know me.
It’s going to take my thirties to redo everything.
The early breakouts, the prodigies can sometimes warp and damage your sense of expectations, tease you with tantalizing success. Talent or luck took them here early. And that’s okay.
But the late bloomers—the ones that survived being broken, fear not death, fear not time, fear no illusion—they’re the real dangerous ones. Because they know real secret to happiness, happiness is not to be expected but to be created. They’re the ones that are going to use skill and work to get here. Anywhere for that matter. Or die trying.
818 notes | 2 months ago

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Moving to my own warehouse, bit by bit, day by day, line by line.
6 notes | 3 months ago